Hitching Without a Glitch: 30 Wedding Planning Reminders to Save You (and Your Sanity).

 

So you’re getting married! Congratulations! You’re also probably shoulder-deep in Pinterest boards, colour swatches, and a never-ending to-do list that rivals a Tolstoy novel. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Wedding planning is equal parts magical and madness-inducing.

Fear not, fellow fiancée/fiance (or should I say fiancex? I’m down with that), for I come bearing wisdom (and a hefty dose of humour) to help you navigate the joyous whirlwind. Here are 30 key things to remember – because let’s face it, who can remember anything during this exciting, sleep-deprived time?

 

Budget Battles:

1. Be honest (and brutal) with your budget. Those open bars and caviar fountains look tempting, but can your bank account handle them?
2. Price shop like a ninja! Get quotes from multiple vendors before committing.
3. Factor in hidden costs. Alterations, wedding favours, and that last-minute emergency sewing kit all add up.

Venue Vibes:

4. Book your dream venue early! Especially if it involves a unicorn stable or a hot air balloon (yes, those are real wedding venues).
5. Consider the “extras.” Does the venue have chairs, tables, or is it BYOF (Bring Your Own Furniture)?
6. Think about accessibility. Grandma shouldn’t have to hurdle the koi pond to get to the buffet.

Guest Wrangling:

7. Guest list disagreements are normal. Prepare for a diplomatic summit with your significant other’s family.
8. Send those invites early! Especially if your aunt Gertrude needs to book a penguin-petting excursion around the wedding date.
9. Consider dietary restrictions. Because serving Aunt Gertrude mystery meat casserole might not go over well.

Attire Affairs:

10. Find a dress (or suit) that makes you feel fierce! Confidence is the best accessory.
11. Comfort matters! You’ll be busting a move (or hiding in the cake) all night.
12. Break in those shoes! Nobody wants a hobbling bride (or groom!).

The Big Day Blitz:

13. Don’t forget the marriage license! Without it, it’s just a really fancy party.
14. Schedule a rain plan (or a sunshine plan, because let’s be real, weather is unpredictable).
15. Delegate tasks! Your bridal party is there to help, not just admire your fascinator collection.
16. Eat! Seriously, don’t let wedding jitters turn you into a hangry monster.

Picture Perfect (Mostly):

17. Hire a photographer you love. These are the memories you’ll cherish forever (awww).
18. Give your photographer a shot list. Awkward family photos are optional, but hilarious ones are a must.
19. Beware of crazy uncle Bob with a selfie stick.

Food Glorious Food:

20. Try the tasting menu! This isn’t the time to discover you hate lobster thermidor.
21. Consider a late-night snack option. Drunk munchies are a real thing.
22. Have a signature drink. Just call it “The Love Potion” and watch it flow.

Let the Music Play:

23. Pick a DJ who gets the party started. No one wants to listen to elevator music all night.
24. Learn your partner’s dance floor deal breakers. The Macarena might be a non-negotiable “no.”
25. Prepare a “do not play” list. Unless you secretly love the Chicken Dance.

The Final Flourish:

26. Thank your guests! A handwritten note or a cute social media post goes a long way.
27. Relax and have fun! It’s your day, soak it up (and maybe some champagne too).
28. Delegate post-wedding tasks. You’ll deserve a honeymoon escape (and a chance to sleep for a week).
29. Savor the memories! This is the start of your happily ever after.
30. And most importantly, breathe! You’ve got this!

 

There you have it! 30 things to remember (and a few to avoid) for your wedding planning journey. Remember, this is your special day, so focus on what matters most: celebrating your love with the people you love. Now go forth and conquer your wedding to-do list with confidence (and maybe a glass of champagne…or three).